-Naturally ocurring phenomenon include Apricorn fruit growing back in a day, berries growing in less than a week, being able to cure wounds by drinking milk, and sandstorms that NEVER DIE DOWN.
-It's a good idea for little kids to CAPTURE Spirits of Nature
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| Pictured: Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres |
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| Celebi |
Creators of Land, Sea, and Sky
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| Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza |
Genetically enhanced master-race Superpokémon
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| Mewtwo |
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| Arceus |
-Any Pokémon that you catch, if you already have 6 on your person, is teleported instantaneously to a computer that belongs to some weirdo 6 regions away. That would technically make that Pokémon his personal property. Congrats, Bill, for becoming the Steve Jobs of the Pokémon world.
-Speaking of Bill, it's okay if you suddenly get your genes swapped with a Pokémon, because some random 10 year old will barge into your lab unannounced, uninvited and will surely know how to operate your highly scientific teleportation machine so that you can get your genes un-spliced.
- Just because a Mime is called Mr. doesn't mean it's not a lady.
-If you make eye contact with anyone you don't know, you MUST fight them. You have no choice.
-You can destroy Poison by throwing dirt on it, or by thinking. Really hard.
-Similarly, in a fight between the average insect and the average disciplined martial artist, The bug won't do very much damage... But neither will the fighter.
-However, Bugs do a number on psychics and dark-types alike.
-The more you walk around, the more your captured creatures will love you even though you keep them in tiny little balls until you bring them out to fight... for sport.
-It's fine to barge right in to anyone's house if it's unlocked. If you find shit lying on the ground, it's fair game.
-It's okay to build a castle right underneath the League of the most powerful Pokémon trainers in the region. That's not risky. They won't notice.
-Hyper Beam. All day, every day.
It IS the best move!
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